Hanna who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
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Animal Jokes
A Little Bird Whispered
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet...
A Man’s Guide to Fine Dining
A man invited a woman over to his home for a se...
9 to 5 Love
My husband, a certified public accountant, work...
True or False: Military Edition
1) In World War II, a German U-boat was sunk b...
Funny Military Punishments (According to Reddit)
• We made a private sweep all the sunshine off ...
Air Force Truisms
“Never fly in the same cockpit with someone bra...
Militant Roaches
I’m convinced my cockroaches have military trai...
Dog Mom Is Always Right
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on ...
There Are Two Sure Things: Taxes, and Excuses
Here are the best tried-and-failed excuses Brit...
In the Freezer
My husband is—how should I put this—cheap, once...
Cashier
Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a veget...
Musical Snake
What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.
Turkey Talent
How did the turkey win the talent show?
With hi...
Musical Cow
What do you call a cow that can play a musical ...
Musical Fiancé
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got ma...
Country Music, Backwards
Q: What happens if you play a county song backw...
The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop d...
The Paradox of Grown-Ups
I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV ...
5 Lies Job Applicants Tell
Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...
Natural Bull Enhancement
A week after John bought a bull, he complained ...
Relaxing Location
While my parents were making their funeral arra...
Special Karaoke
At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight...
Supercharged swine
A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “O...
All Opposed Say Neigh
“Um.” —First horse that got ridden