A Man’s Guide to Fine Dining

A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal.
“That’s lovely,” she said. “What are we going to have?”
He said, “A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.”
—From Jokes Every Woman Should Know (Quirk), edited by Jennifer Worick

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