Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

funny hot dog

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was...

Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly … and Wins

—Source: Fox 8 Cleveland

Bonnie McFarlane on The Toughest Language…

I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin;...

A Tough Question, by Jay Leno

How come you never see a headline like “Psychic...

Fractured Fairy Tales

• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. S...

Chicken Farmer’s Folly

My daughter Pam sent me 
this message: “Things ...

My Undersized Load

Shortly after we moved to rural South Carolina,...

Furry Foolery

My dog, Shadow, is smart as a whip, but she she...

Old Trick, New Dog

In my youth, I delivered the Coeur d’Alene Pres...

Princess Calves

I took our 4-year-old granddaughter, Halle, to ...

Growing Up Gradually

My great-granddaughter Brylee was playing horse...

Dracula’s Dog

Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as...

Skeleton Chase

Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: B...

Frosty’s Cow

Q: What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
A: Eskimoo!

Skeleton Chase

Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: B...

Mickey’s Career Change

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A....

A Little Bird Whispered

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet...

A Fishing Fiasco

My son Ryan was 2 years old when his daddy took...

A Ribbiting Story

When I was teaching kindergarten and had a cold...

Right On the Money

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Ro...

Kanga

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Act...

Interrupting Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Int...

Two Knee

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee
Two knee wh...

Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impat...