Bonnie McFarlane on The Toughest Language…
I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin;...
Animal Jokes
Thief!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crooko...
Maybee I Will, Maybee I Won’t
What do you call a bee that can't make up its m...
HiYa!
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Dinosaur car crash
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash the...
Door frog
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
A: ...
Karate pig
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: ...
Crocodile Crime
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A ...
Lazy kangaroo
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch...
Magician Owl
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tri...
Fancy fish
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
A: Sofishtic...
Toothless bear
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Gu...
Jungle cat race
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Gator Mystery
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A:...
A Priest, A Minister, A Rabbi And A Bear
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...
Q: What Do You Call an Amish Guy…
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand ...
A Grizzly Conversion
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...
A Tibetan Phone Call
So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, a...
Horse Sense
Q. A horse attached to a 24-foot chain sees an ...
The Elephant in the Room
Q. I'm the size of an elephant, but I weigh not...
Beary Tricky
Q. There is a house with four walls. All of the...
Cat in a Box
Q. How many cats can you put in an empty box?
A...
A Seal-y Riddle
Q. What starts with "e," ends with "e," and con...
How Far Can a Fox…
Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?
A: Only ...
Santa Goes Shopping
Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
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