A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages An' whut animal would that be ? he asked the keeper. Thats a moose from Canada, came the reply. A moose !!, exclaimed the Scotsman. Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !
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