OUCH!
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A...
Animal Jokes
The Big Apple
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the mo...
Vacay, Baby!
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The b...
Beautiful music
Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
Don’t Have a Bird
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flam...
Animal Attraction
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on ...
Beary Funny
Q. What did the sleepy Australian bear say at t...
Forgetful Dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher...
Sniffing Dog
A man boards a plane and is seated next to an A...
They Gave Me a Chihuahua
Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot d...
Converting a Bear
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see...
Get off the Couch
A poodle and a collie are walking down the stre...
Talking Dog
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, ...
Sick Rats
An extensive government study has revealed that...
Catch Me If You Can
Several years ago we headed to a nearby town to...
Where Eggs Come From
When my daughter, Brooxie, was 5 years old, she...
Cool Cows
During a summer ranch tour we were hosting for ...
All Opposed Say Neigh
“Um.” —First horse that got ridden
Dolphin Spy Thrillers
A few months ago, Hamas “arrested” a dolphin f...
Nevermore Relevant
Yeah, I’d probably freak out too if a raven fl...
Jay Leno on Pet Scams
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video tha...
Rita Rudner on The Perks of Dog Ownership
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of li...
The Truth About Puppies
Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of p...
After a fish shares his opinion
Let minnow what you think.
When all the catnip is gone
You have cat to be kitten me right now.