What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and...
Animal Jokes
How do you start a teddy bear race ?
How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, ted...
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they ...
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
What do you call a big white bear with a hole i...
Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because it...
What is a bear's favourite drink ?
What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It l...
How do you hire a teddy bear?
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with ...
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a...
What should you call a bald teddy ?
What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving...
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him Are you a bear?
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bea...
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood.
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of ...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
A lady was walking down the street to work and ...
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
What animal do you look like when you get into ...
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing...
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certai...
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleas...
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, l...
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry s...
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that'...
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down ...
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, ...
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habi...