Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, ...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but ...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, m...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, s...

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then...

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir,...

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do ...

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's ...

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes S...

Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in thi...

Waiter, waiter!

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my sou...

Waiter, waiter!

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Se...

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have ...

Waiter, waiter!

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. ...

I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well th...

Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.

Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one cla...

Waiter, waiter!

Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. S...

Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle ...

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ord...

Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.

Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle s...

Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken!

Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's no...

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet...

Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup!

Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: ...

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my sou...

Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my gla...