A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. There says the vet, Your hamster is dead. Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. It's definitely dead sir, says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. That will be L1000, please. A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead fumes the man. Well, says the vet, There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan.