First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 li...
Animal Jokes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraff...
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference ...
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cyc...
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? ...
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ?
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a tw...
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
What was the name of the film about a killer li...
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The...
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
Which big cat should you never play cards with ...
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? ...
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taug...
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
What flies around your light at night and can b...
When is a lion not a lion ?
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into ...
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kan...
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a she...
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
What happened to the tiger who took a bath thre...
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
What's the difference between a tiger and a lio...
Why was the lion-tamer fined ?
Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a y...
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
What happened to the man who tried to cross a l...
How does a leopard change its spots ?
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it g...
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Vic...
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a ...
Two hikers are out hiking.
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a b...
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bea...
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is complete...