Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? N...

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate...

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? ...

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel f...

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an ...

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They ...

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to c...

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some...

What is the best advice to give a worm?

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep l...

How do you weigh a whale?

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Which is the most dangerous animal in the North...

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ap...

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise...

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a ...

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleig...

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

What do you call the reindeer with one eye high...

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

What's the difference between a reindeer and a ...

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two i...

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they ...

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ...

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.

A skunk family had two little skunks they calle...

What did one skunk say to another?

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimm...