If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you...
Animal Jokes
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
What do you call someone who sticks his right h...
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o...
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
Did you hear about the new shark food restauran...
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shar...
What is the most famous shark?
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspe...
How do you shoot a great white shark?
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his ...
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness mon...
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squ...
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain...
What does a squid sheriff form?
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Te...
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat...
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On s...
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stun...
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry a...
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, m...
What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
How does an octopus go to war ?
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnapp...
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get...
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? ...
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within ...
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? H...