Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

What do you call a flying skunk?

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl...

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certa...

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

What did the judge say when the skunk was on tr...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a ball...

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He ...

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? ...

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When it...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cart...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp...

Why was the skunk angry?

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

Two skunks were being chased by a bear.

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the ...

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Be...

What's a skunk's philosophy of life?

What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink...

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boom...

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show...

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk...

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It rais...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dino...

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?

Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mi...

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? ...

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney op...

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he wa...

What is a chameleon's motto ?

What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as go...