A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella? So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. I think, dear, said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts. And a voice from the door said, If you do that I won't go.
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