One day a zebra went a lion, the king of the jungled, and asked,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stipes." The
lion replied, "I don't know. Go ask God."
So the zebra went to ask God. God said, "You are what you are."
The zebra went back and told the lion what god said. The lion
said, "You must be white with black stripes." "Why", asked the
zebra. The lion replied, "Because if you were black with white
stripes God would of said 'you is what you is.'"
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