There is a competition between a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian to determine which country is manliest. They must accomplish two tasks: give an orgasm to a frigid woman, and remove a tooth from the mouth of a lion.
The Frenchman satisfies the woman, gets killed by the a lion. The Englishman bravely fights the lion and gets a tooth, but leaves the woman disappointed.
The Russian empties a bottle of vodka and goes into the lion's cage. A lot of cries and roars are heard, and he comes back all bloodied, but alive and says: Done! Where's the woman whose tooth I have to take out?
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