King of the jungle

A lion strolls proudly through the jungle. He happens upon a monkey and roars: "Who is the king of the jungle?!" The monkey nearly pisses himself and grovels before the lion: "You, you, lion, are the king of the jungle!" So the lion lets the monkey run off, nodding in approval. He continues his morning walk. It's his domain, after all. A lone gazelle drinking from a pond fails to see the lion in time and the lion sneaks up behind him and roars: "Who is the king of the jungle?!" The gazelle nearly shits himself and begs the lion to have mercy: "You, oh great lion! You are the king of the jungle! Please spare me!" And the lion, having eaten earlier, decides to let the creature go. It is true power to show mercy. He continues onwards and happens to cross paths with an elephant. He looks up at the elephant and roars mightily: "Who is the king of the jungle?!" The elephant, unphased, coils his trunk around the lion's throat, lifts him off the ground, spins him around a couple of times and throws him up to dangle from a tree. The lion, gobsmacked, yells down at the elephant: "No need to get all pissy if you don't know!"