Your Bird

One day in the summer a man was sitting on a nude beach
sunning himself and this little girl walks up to him and asks
him mister whats that. He answers thats my woodpecker
sitting in its nest, while she was walking away she mummbles I
don't like birds... About ten minutes later the man desides to
take a nap... When he wakes up he's in the hospital with a
large pain in his lower body the nerse brings in the little girl
from before... She says Mister I'm sorry I killed your bird I
snaped its neck cracked its eggs and set the nest on fire....