A doctor comes out to a man who's been waiting over an hour to
hear his check-up results and say to the man, "I've got some
good news and some bad news for you sir !" The man hesitated a
little and asked for the bad news first, The doctor repled, "I'm
afraid you only have two weeks to live!"
The man cried out, "What! Oh my God! What could possibly be good
news after that?" The doctor looked at him and smiled saying,
"The good news is that you have alzheimers disease too, so
you'll probably forget in the morning!"
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