This one guy goes to the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says "Hello, sir, what are you here for?"
The man replies "Doc, for a week I have had an orange dick!, it started scaring me so I came here"
The doctor then asks him "What have you been doing all week?"
The patient thought and replied "I have just been sitting around watching porno�s and eating Chee-Toes"
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