and goes to see a local doctor. The assistant asks her to fill out a few forms, takes her blood pressure, etc and then leads her to a small room to wait for the doctor. After a while he comes in, glances at her chart and starts to look around the room. "AH...The first thing we need is THIS!" he said. In his hand was a stick, about three feet long, with a metal hook on the end.
The woman is horrified. "What are you doing with that thing?"
The doctor reaches up and says "opening the windows, it stinks to hell in here."
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