A woman goes to a plastic surgeon because she is fed up with her vaginal lips , she's a little embarrassed so she asked the doctor to not tell anyone. She awakens to see two bouquets of flowers in her room and she immediately knows that someone found out. She asked the doctor who the two bouquets of flowers are from the first one is from him he says. Well what about the second bouquet of flowers she asks him. Oh those are from the burn victim on the third floor, he says thanks for the new lips!
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