"I'm going to have to give you a full examination." He says to the hot blonde.
He instructs her to take off her shirt and bra and he begins to grope her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks her. "Yes," she replies, "You're checking for lumps."
He instructs her to remove her underwear, and begins fingering her. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks her. "Yes," she replies, "You're checking for cancer."
Finally, he drops his pants and begins to fuck the gorgeous, young blonde. "NOW do you know what I'm doing?" he asks her, with a dirty grin on his face.
"Yes," She replies, "You're getting herpes. That's why I'm here."
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