One morning a reporter from the newspaper came and intervieved a
guy.
The reporter noticed the cat strapped to his arm and he
asked,"Why do you have a cat strapped to your arm?".The man
replyed,"I lost my watch this morning so i have to wear this".
The reporter was slightly confused so he asked,"But why?". The
man replyed in another tone "Watch I will show you."As quickly
as he said that he squeezed the cat and the cat let out a
piercing sound so loud that the reporter had to hold his glass
of water so it would not break. Just then the guy screamed
across the street ,"SHUT UP IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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