A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.
Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and you may give her my silver-OK said he, you will also give her my jewelry-OK, said the man, and you will also give her my dresses, said the woman -
"This will not be possible", answered the man -"you see, you are size 8 and she is size 10".
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