This guy has problems so he goes to a counselor. The counselor askes "What's wrong?" And the man replies,"God is my friend. Whenever I get up to got to the bathroom he turns the light on, And whenever I go back to bed he turns the light off." The counselor found this very suspicious so he went to the guy's wife and tells her what he said. And his wife replied, "That idiot, he won't stop peeing in the refriderator.
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