A guy is working behind the bar at a downtown restaurant, when
an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous chick walks up and beckons him
with her finger.
She seductively says to him, "Hey big boy, can I please speak to
the manager?"
He thinks that she is coming on to him as she starts running her
fingers through his hair, so he says to her, "the manager is not
around at the moment, can I help you in anyway possible?"
She then gently places a couple of fingers in his mouth and lets
him start gently licking them and says to him, "well then big
boy, you can pass on a message for me to the manager. Can you
let him know that there is no toilet paper in the ladies
toilets!!"
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