True story:
I was the 7th grade Sunday School teacher and that was a question on a Bible quiz. The class guessed the Nile, the Amazon, and finally the Seine. "Here's a hint," I said, "There used to be a basketball player for the Chicago Bulls who was famous for his ability to leap to the basket." One of the kids guessed "The Michael Jordan river?"
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