A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story was read she gave the children a work sheet to do. After a little while, a student, by the name of Little Johnny, was having some difficulty with the work and was heard to exclaim loudly, "Damn!".
The teacher leaned over and said quietly, "We don't say that in school."
Johnny looked up at the teacher, his eyes got very big and wide and he said, "Not even when its all fucked up?!"
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