Anagrams

Dormitory = Dirty Room


Evangelist = Evil's Agent


Desperation = A Rope Ends It


The Morse Code = Here Come Dots


Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em


Animosity = Is No Amity


Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler


Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's


Alec Guinness = Genuine Class


Semolina = Is No Meal


The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet


A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place


The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake


Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one


Contradiction = Accord not in it


This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slingsand arrows of outrageous fortune. = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


Politicians: George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog


George Bush = He bugs Gore


Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or
Insane Anglo warlord)


Ronald Reagan = A darn long era


Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone


Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer


The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty


And the grand finale: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis