Little Johnny

One day, Little Johnny came home from school early and walked in on his parents having sex.

Little Johnny: "What are you two doing?"

Father: "I am playing *Poker* son"

Little Johnny: "What about mom?"

Father: "Don't worry about her, she is my *Wildcard*"

Little Johnny shrugged, put down is backpack and went to the bathroom. An hour passed by and his dad became concerned.

Father: *Knocks on the door* "Little Johnny! Are you okay?" *No response* "LITTLE JOHNNY! ARE YOU OKAY?"

Still no response, his dad knocks down the door to catch Little Johnny playing with himself.

Father: "What were you doing in here, Little Johnny?"

Little Johnny: "I was playing *Poker*, Dad."

Father: "Oh really? If you're playing *Poker, then where is your Wildcard*?"

Little Johnny: "*Dad, when you have a hand this good, you don't need no Wildcard*"