He burst in the front door where his parents were waiting to greet him. His first words are "mom, dad, i just had sex with my teacher.
Mom: What the hell boy what were you thinking
Dad: ...... (in his head, hell yea thats my boy)
Mom: Dad you better tell him how wrong this is.
Dad: Okay johnny lets go talk in the garage, i dont want your mom to hear this scolding.
Dad (alone with johnny in the garage): Sorry buddy but your moms pretty upset so i have to calm her down, why dont you take a bike ride for a bit until i clear this up?
Lottle Johnny: Well i cant dad, my butt still hurts...
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