Top 10 Reasons to Work Naked
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you
keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your
blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human
Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on
your tan.
and (drum roll please) the number one Reason to Go To Work Naked:
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by
8:00!"
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