So this guy I work with in the construction business saves up $1000.00 which for us construction workers was a lot to save up after bills and beer. He bought a big ass pit bull to fight and make money on the side. He came home one day and the police and EMT were all there and apparently his dog got loose and attacked a kid. The police told him he'd have to put the dog down. When he took it to the vet, he was told by the doctor that he could keep the dog if he would just have his balls cut off, so seeing as he paid so much he opted to have the dog neutered. Well a week later he was out working on his porch when this drunk came walking down the road. He looked over at his dog still bandaged up and the dog just laid there. As the drunk got closer the dog took off and just tore in to the guy. The owner was begging the guy to not go to the cops, and explained he had just had the dog's balls cut off and he wasn't suppose to do this anymore. The drunk looked up angrily and said " you should have had his teeth removed, I could tell by the way he leaped off the porch he wasn't coming out here to fuck me"
*edited the word spayed
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