They're traveling for a while and the old man pulls into a liquor store. "Grandson, I need a drink, you stay here and be a good boy." The boy replies, " grandpa, can I come with you?" The old man says "well, can your dick touch your ass?" The boy hangs his head and says he can't.
Further on the old man pulls into a strip club. "Grandson, I need a break from driving, you stay here and be a good boy." The boy replies, "grandpa, can I come with you?" The old man says "well, can your dick touch your ass?" The boy, again, says no.
Further down the road the old man stops for gas. The grandson asks "grandpa, can I come inside?" The grandpa says no. While waiting outside, the boy begins to get curious and starts wandering the parking lot. While wandering he finds a winning lottery ticket worth one million dollars. When the old man comes back the boy says "grandpa, grandpa I found a ticket worth a million dollars!" To which the old man replies, "your going to give your dear old grandpa some of that, right?" The little boy asks "well grandpa, can your dick touch your ass?"
"Well, if you must know grandson, it can."
"Then go fuck yourself."
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