A Contest is held for making a donkey laugh.
One man goes at it, nothing comes out, the donkey just stares at him.
Another man goes in, same effect.
After hundreds of people failing, one man goes in and the donkey is on the floor laughing his ass off.
"How do you do it?" the crowd asks?
"its a secret answered the man"
Another day theres a similar contest but this time to make a donkey cry.
After everybody failed on succeeding again, the same man went in and in minutes the donkey is crying, "how did you do it?" impatiently asks the crowd.
"well", says the man "the first time i told the donkey that my balls were bigger than his, he laughed...the second time i prooved it!"
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