Enie Menie

Three men who had recently got a job as actors checked into a
small hotel. The clerk was happy they wanted to come but he
warned them, "Some customers think the place is haunted." So
they then went to their seperate rooms, not minding what the man
had said. The first actor was brushing his teeth, when he heard
laughing and a voice. "I am the ghost of Enie Menie I'll chop
off your balls and eat your wenie." The actor was so scared he
couln't move, so he was killed. Unfortunatly the same happened
to the second actor. Then the third actor was in his bed when
he too heard laughing and a voice. The ghost came up to him ad
said, "I am the ghost of Enie Menie I'll chop off your balls and
eat your wenie." The actor, who's role was in A CHRISTMAS CAROL,
then replied I am the ghost of Christmas past if you chop off my
balls I'll kick your ass."