Womem's Lament


Women's Lament:


The nice men are ugly.


The handsome men are not nice.


The handsome and nice men are gay.


The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have


no money.


The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with


money think we are only after their money.


The handsome men without money are after our money.


The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat


heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.


The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,


somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.


The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and


have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy


and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!


The men who never make the first move, automatically lose


interest in us when we take the initiative.


And yet, WOMEN are the CONFUSING sex?

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