... and are standing at the pearly gates. St. Peter takes them aside one by one to ask them how they died.
The first man says "I was just fired from my job, and came home to my apartment to find my wife naked in bed. The room stank of sex and a man's clothes were on the floor. I searched for the man, when I heard a commotion out on the porch. I looked down to see the bastard lying in the bushes in his underwear! Blinded with anger, I grabbed the fridge and threw it on top of him. The effort gave me a heart attack, and here I am. Please forgive me." St. Peter checks his book and says "You have sinned, but you have otherwise lived a good life and your regret is real, in you go."
The second man says "I was washing windows, when I came upon a couple having sex. Forgive me but I watched, pleasuring myself. Suddenly another man burst in, and it surprised me so badly I fell off my chair. By sheer luck, the leg of my overalls caught on something, slowing my fall and leaving me naked in the bushes. Just as I came to, a fridge falls on me!" St. Peter chuckles at his poor luck and sends him in.
The third man says "So I was hiding in this guys fridge..."
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