A city slicker moves to the countryside...

... and is visited by his nearest neighbor, the rancher who lives 5 miles distant.

The rancher says, "Welcome to the neighborhood! I'm having a party tomorrow, and you're invited."

The city slicker says, "Well, that's very very neighborly of you. Thank you."

Rancher says, "Though I should warn you, there's a-gonna be some heavy drinkin'."

City slicker says, "That's okay, I've done my share of drinking."

Rancher says, "And there's probably a-gonna be some fightin', too."

City slicker says, "Well... that's okay, I can keep my own peace."

Rancher says, "And there's a-gonna be some sex, too."

City slicker says, "I'm fine with that. So... is there anything I should bring to the party?"

Rancher says, "Naw, it's just a-gonna be you and me."