Never trust a bus driver

A nun gets on a bus and sits next to a hippie. The hippie asks her if she wants to have sex. Shocked the nun says no and leaves the bus. The bus driver says that she visits the local graveyard every Tuesdays and Thursdays at night. He also says that he should dress up like a ghost to persuade the nun. So Tuesday comes up and he dresses up like a ghost and sure enough the nun comes by. He presented himself and said that they should make love. The nun says yes but only wants to do anal so she could remain a virgin. So they finish up and the hippie starts running. While the hippie is running he yells "jokes on you I'm the hippie" then the nun said "jokes on you I'm the bus driver."

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