Why Cats Are Better Than MenA CAT always hits the litter box.Better chance of training a CAT.No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.You can de-claw a CAT...but try to get a guy to clip his toenails.It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness...a man thinks he is.If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
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