Why are you going to court?

When I went to City Hall to renew my dog license, I told the clerk I wanted a
license for Sex. He said," I'd like one too!� Then I said,� But this is a dog."
He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said,� You don't understand.
I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked at me and said," You must have
been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog
with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and
another room for Sex. He said,� As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what
you do." I said,� Look, you don't understand, Sex keeps me up at night." The
clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem." Then I wanted to enter Sex into a
competition. Just before the judges came around, the dog ran away. Another dog
owner came over and asked me what was wrong. I said,"Sex ran away." He said,�
What?" I told him that I wanted to have sex in the contest. He said, "You'll
clean up!" "No you don't understand, I wanted to have Sex on the T.V, I am
taping it at home." He said, "You know, they do have that stuff on cable these
days." Then my wife and I decided to separate. So we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog. I said to the judge, "Your honor, I have had Sex since
before we were married." The judge replied," This is no confessional. Please
stick to the facts." Then I told him, after I was married, Sex kind of left me.
The judge said, "Yeah, me too". Well then last night, Sex got out and ran away
again. So I went looking for him. I just about found him in an alley, when a
police car pulled up. The officer asked me what I was doing. I said, "Looking
for Sex." My case comes up a week from tomorrow.