I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was an Arabic bookstore.
The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye, but asked if he could help me. I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and Illegal aliens?”
The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!”
I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
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