Gator

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put
the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished
patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth
and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his
mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove
my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.


The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his
mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first
of his free drinks was delivered.


The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the
crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A
blonde timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not
to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."