Don't touch the phone, parrot!

**There** was a man and his parrot, living in a tidy small home. The parrot was very good at talking, on the level of human ability.

Finally, it was time for the man to go on an vacation.
He has lately been having issues with the parrot using his phone, so
he strictly told the parrot:

"Don't touch the phone" he said.

"Fine", the parrot replied.

"Don't you DARE touch the phone!" he said again, a bit more stricter.

"No, I will not touch the phone", the parrot replied again.

"Good", said the man and leaves.

Once the man came home form vacation, the first thing he noticed was the huge amounts of gravel piling up outside his home. He got furious and ran into his home and yelled at the parrot:

"DID YOU ORDER GRAVEL?!", he yelled.

"No", said the parrot.

"I'll ask once again, DID YOU ORDER GRAVEL!!?", he yelled again.

"No, I didn't", said the parrot.

The man got so furious that he held the parrot against the wall and nailed his wings to each side and left him hanging there. After the man left the room, the parrot noticed a wall-mounted cross with the crucified Jesus on it. Then, the parrot said:

"Did you order gravel too?"