A mathematician visited a Native American reservation.
He spoke with an old Native American woman who was sitting on a buffalo pelt.
She said, "My son runs so fast, he can reach that mountain all the way over there by sundown."
He then spoke with a woman sitting on a coyote pelt. She said, "My son is so strong, he can wrestle a buffalo to the ground."
Then he spoke with a woman sitting on a hippopotamus skin. She said, "I have no sons. But I can run to the mountain before sundown, and I can wrestle a buffalo to the ground."
Then the mathematician realized that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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