The bunny hopped along till it found a wild rabbit. It asked the wild bunny "Can you help me? I don't know what bunnies do!" The wild rabbit said, "Let's go eat some crops!" So they go to a farmer's field and chow down.
As they are sitting there the lab rabbit says, "What do we do now?" The wild bunny says "We go find some females and screw 'em!" The lab bunny has never had it so good!
So they're resting after a rabbit orgy and the wild rabbit says "Let's go to the burrow now and sleep." The lab bunny says "No, I've got to go home-- I'm just dying for a cigarette!"
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