Hippopotamus Jokes

Hippopotamus Jokes

Indian having children


An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom ...

The Indian Baby


It was a glorious day for the tribe. Three of ...

Pythagoras joke.


Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three w...

Fat Momma


your mum is so fat when she volountered to cle...

Hahaha

What do u call, a hippopotamus that dances?
A...

Hippopotamus Hide

Three Indian women are sitting side by side. Th...

It's a Matter of Perspective

An elephant is talking to a hippopotamus, and t...

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

So, a stutterer was a wedding

He stand's up and says:

-hip, hip

And then ev...

There was once this Apache Indian

There was once this Apache Indian who had 3 squ...

Pythagoras Was a Native American

On the banks of a river sat three Indian women,...

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little ligh...

This happened to me last night...

My old group of friends and I were watching a c...

Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus..

Or just a really cool-opotamus?

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN?

BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!