When your manager pisses you off and you have his personal email.

Dear, John (Store Manager)

You there sir have some very big balls! After all the shit i have done to help you and the store you turned upside down with your shitty management skills you want to tell me if i don’t like it i should leave? Like everybody else right? You expect for me to slave away to your idiotic demands and when you can no longer manipulate me i leave under your command? Never!! I want you to take a look around you at store *** and look who's still there since you became a manager at Office depot... Lisa, David and me! Where is everybody else John? You ran them off.. They didn’t want to advance in life they didn’t just find other jobs, They left because everybody hates your fucking guts in case you haven’t noticed yet! managers, employees, customers, everybody hates you! you are rude, you are a compulsive LIAR and you just always got to have the last word and you got to have an answer for everything don’t you? I have heard you lie to customers, coworkers and even yourself just to feed into your own arrogance! You are ridiculous! You have control issues dude and i am quiet sure you don’t know that because you continue to tell yourself that you are doing the right things. You like to have people around that you can manipulate and lie to and guess what? I will not be one of those people! I have sat in that store and listened to your bullshit excuses and bullshit lies long enough and to be honest i hate hearing you talk because just a bunch of bullshit comes out of your mouth and you know it. You allowed William to come to store *** and completely fuck the Tech bench up! When i tried to tell you about it i was the judge and juror right? But have you done 1 thing in that store to solve any issues? No! All you do is eat, fart and point fingers and tell everybody else what to do! You have some nerve dude... I have bussed my ass for your liking and now when i refuse to continue to let you lead me in the wrong direction i should quit? No i will not quit and you will not make me!
You make terrible decisions! Stupid idiotic decisions and everybody in the store just wants to run and sit in corners and talk about it because they are in fear of saying something and losing their jobs. Well i guess i will be the one to speak for everyone then. The store is horrible, everybody is unhappy, you have forced all the good workers out the store with your shitty attitude and smart ass mouth! And God knows how many customers have not came back to the store because of your rudeness and bullshit. talking to you is like talking to a big turd that won’t flush! You are not a manager, hell i don’t know what the hell you are to be honest, being around people is not for you and i think that explains why you have dogs! The time you came to work with that black eye.... The excuse you gave us.. Bullshit, you got ya ass whooped for talking shit didn’t you? Figured! To be honest i don’t care if you don’t say another word to me at that store. You can be mad, pissed or whatever else you want to be! You want to tell people that i am there because i need to be? Are you crazy? You have no idea why i work at that store do you? lol. Only if you were as smart as you want people to think you are sir... You are full of shit John and again i will not ever not say what i have to say.. YOU MAKE BAD DECISIONS! And none of the decisions you make hurts you it hurts everybody else that works there while you go climb up in your little red truck and drive away. When shit goes wrong you are never there, when computers come in when have you attempted to fix 1? For Christ Sakes you cant even make a dam copy in CPD without calling for help and you are the God Dam store manager! What is your purpose? The only thing you can do is force customers into buying instant ink and PPP's that they don’t need. Open your god dam eyes and look around and see what’s going on man. You have a bunch of fucking leaches in the store.. You have people in the store that are strictly just there to make money and go home! I was one of the few that was actually there to work and make my work area better. When i told you that what some people do were affecting the way i work and how i work what did you do? Told me i was bitching and gave me the stupid ass excuses that you usually do and nothing has changed in the past year, nothing!
As much as i had your back when shit happened, when people talked shit about you, when customers swore they were going to call corporate, when employees said they were going to kick your ass who stepped in and stopped them? Defused the situation? Me! And you want to come and act like i am just some part time punk? You have no idea what i am capable of John! I don’t disrespect you and you will not! I, will not allow you to disrespect me under no circumstance! I'm going to say this again, take a look around man.. See what is really going on in your store that you so called manage! There is a lot more going on that you want to see! I have not become the person i am now for no reason. I am tired of the foolishness, I am sickened by your management. We are understaffed because of you! People don’t come there because of you! You have no respect for customers that aren’t spending $1000 in your store! I have witnessed you called valued customers liars to their face, i have witnessed you do some things that weren’t professional, that management isn’t suppose to do! I hear things, i see things, i know things that you wont think for me to know in a whole lifetime.
The tech department... Why is it in the condition it is in now? Because of your neglect and all the other managers neglect! Only time you guys come over there is when you want to see how many PCTU we do and i have been saying that for a year now. None of you care anything about the tech bench, all you care about it is the sales. We hardly have god dam computers to sell to customers but the first thing you want to know is if we sell a PPP or got a service! Are you out of your dam mind? You see the chain reaction of shit that has been happening with the tech bench? You know why that is happening? Because of me not giving a shit anymore! Remember how many services we use to get? How many happy customers we use to get? That stopped because of me! I came to you with problems and you gave me shit all the time. I am the best worker you have in that store no matter what you may think. You have only seen 1/4 of my work ethic! And i do mean 1/4 .. 1 day you told me i was "the best you got" and now i should quit? You want to be in control so bad and all those silly little people that quit because you wanted them to are just illiterate sheep! But i am not John! I am not, never been. You were an OK guy at one point then you took a turn for the worse. That’s all i am going to say for now John, just know i am no one you have ever met before, you will not treat me like sheep, i will come to office depot and do what i have to do as my job description requires, if you feel like i cant do that then you fire me and we go from there but stop lying! We both know you are a liar and i said that to you today and you told me "that’s what you get paid for”. Lead by example, If you get paid for lying then so do we and i will not lie for your well being or mine so i suggest you come up with something else. Fix your shit so everyone else can do their jobs! That’s all i ask, make people do their jobs, you have an excuse for why everybody doesn’t do what they are suppose to do. I work 2 days a week and i can get more things done than some people that work 40 hours and i only work 10 and when i ask you, you give me some stupid ass excuse! William and Shawn fucked up the tech Bench and i will not fix it until i get the respect i deserve without the lies and your bullshit! See ya Monday

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